My Shop
My online shop is chock-full of beautifully random (not to be confused with randomly beautiful) products. Check it out, browse around, and I guess you can buy some stuff if you really wanted to. Just know that all the money I get goes to either feeding me or paying for my school so it's for a good cause...
Or part of a nefarious plot to eventually conquer the world. In which case I will make you my personal slave, which comes with its own benefits. Like being able to eat, not being flogged with a wet noodle, and not having body parts extracted with a rusty wooden spoon.
Enjoy!
